"All characters and events in this story --even
those based on real people-- are entirely fictional. All friends voices
are impersonated ... poorly. The following storycontains coarse
language and due to its content it should not be read by anyone."
Chapter 1
The Raki I knew
Although
I had known him from our engineering days, our communication was limited by the
fact that we were belonging to different sections. I got to know more about him
when we had training in WIPRO. The first impression I got was he was very
talented and smart, but a bit lazy. He loved Manchester United and talked about
it all the time. After 2 months he had to leave to Kocchi, as he was
transferred there. We still kept in touch through IP messenger and VNC viewer,
were I used to log into his PC and chat with random pple, change settings etc.
He alyasy used to come back at me.
Chapter2
The Kulla I knew
Well he
was a thin tiny guy who sat in 3rd or 4th bench in the
class. He always used to gain sympathy by telling he is from Kannada medium, so
that we feel pity and go easy on him. He made us like him by cracking jokes, by
this he started gaining our confidence that he was a very good friend. (So he
could manipulate our minds and fill it with his selfish ideas) As I heard from
his school mates he never used to do his work, gave excuses all the time and
made others work.
“He was very lazy and very intelligent in extracting work
from others “ - Amit J*in
“He always joined forces against me and made fun of me”. - Chetan
K*mar
“He copied from me
in exams and always got more marks than me, coz he never used to tell the answers
I didn’t know”- Vasuraddi K*nnur
“He had this internal urge of hating people, who had equal
or better talent than him. He always wanted to show off that he was the best. “
– anonymous
Chapter3
When Kulla and Raki got together
Raki came back to Bangalore and was searching for a place to
stay. Kulla decided to take advantage of Raki by becoming his room-mate. They had good time with each other for some
time. Then kulla started feeling jealous of rakesh.
Many Man u fans liked raki as he was a fan. Kulla suddenly announced
that he was a fan of Man u too so that pple started liking him like raki.
He was jealous of rakis talent and every night he used to
pull his hairs( from u know where) to get rid of his frustration. He developed a
cunning plan to become famous. He wanted to defame raki as it was urring for
him there.
He started complaining to us that raki did noting, he is a
lazy no good human being, careless, insensitive, one who had no table manners,
who sucked thumb while sleeping, idiot, gay, buffalo, elephant etc. He started
filling our heads with all kinds of junk about raki and we believed blindly.
And FYI he all did this in the absence of Raki.
He used to wait for
the moment, crack a joke make us laugh and tell all stuffs about raki. Pple
like me, ash jag manj, JP, pinky all believed him and used to make fun of raki
and pull his leg. With this kulla used to gain internal happiness.
During football games he used to silently kick or commit
foul on raki without anyone’s knowledge and when raki got back at him, used to
act like JP that he got hurt. (exactly like the zidane incident).
Last week during the trip kulla forgot to crack the joke and
started telling on raki. Myself and pinky felt suspicious and finally after analyzing,
we got to know kulla was trying to brain wash us by constantly telling negative
things about raki. Then we got to know
the real colour of kulla. He tried his level best to brain wash again but
we were strong and resisted. Before he Brain washes us we decided to write our
experiences down and know the true colour of kulla.
Chapter4
The End
With this I conclude that real colour of kulla is somewhat brown.
